Heard this evening at bedtime:

CAM: "Daddy, does the Easter Bunny have Easter elves?"
DADDY: "No. He has Easter chickens. They lay the eggs."



Heard on Thursday at breakfast:

CAM: "Mommy. How do bee's fart? Do they have bums?"
MOMMY: "Hmmm. I'm not really sure, bud. I'll check on the computer."
(I wonder how Daddy would have answered that question...)