Cam Funnies

Cam: "Guess whatI saw at Nana's when I was watching tv in bed?"
Me: "Hmmmmm...I don't know. Tell me."
Cam: "There was this guy. He was a hundred and one. AND HE WASN'T EVEN DEAD YET!"
Me: "Really? Well some people live that long. Some people live even longer than that."
Cam: "Ya but this guy didn't have a wheelchair, or a walker like Oma or even a walking stick. HE COULD STILL WALK BY HIMSELF!!"
Me: "I bet that he took really good care of himself. I bet he ate well and exersised."


The following took place while we were watching TLC's Trading Spaces and an ad for Playboy TV came on (I'm not impressed with Cogeco):
Cam (staring intently at the screen): "Mommy. What channel is playboy tv on?" Me: "We don't get that channel."
Cam: "Whynot?"
Me: "It's one that you have to pay for."
Cam: "Well can we buy it?"
Me: "No we cannot."
Cam: "Whynot?"
Me: "Because it's inappropriate and it's for grown ups."
Cam: "Oh." Skips away singing "Girls girls girls" which was the song playing on the commercial

My baby boy...where'd he go?